I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Kissy honses

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Yes.

Part-time writer; Full-time lover

Kiss me, my account is 10!

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