Laid back prairie rat.

Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

Try and guess my favorite pokemon. No, really.

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

I read a lot.

High-functioning Isekai addict. Writing words is easy. Writing good words is really, really hard.

Just trying to be better.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Made from 100% potato.

Words have been written. Some of them by me. Those are here. Probably.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

I write weird stuff.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Everyone needs a little spice in their life.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

A bleak outlook, a charming demeanor, and gasp, the cow level.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Mostly harmless.

Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.