I'm actually a mop.

As if I know

Just a young fella

Retired, but I still check in.

Scootaloo is best pony. I'm from Mississippi. I like all kinds of stuff. This is all.

Just another face in the crowd.

I'm many former things.

She/her!

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Do I really have to type my bio?

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

Not much to say. I like to play video games, read, and watch T.V. My favorite shows are Adventure Time, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and MLP: FiM. I also like to watch the web show Friendship is Witchcraft.

I am a student of economics,history and biology. I've come here to produce my seminal work Draconomachi. I hope to complete a and have it edited and posted somewhere it'll get noticed.