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"God forgives. I don't." - Akula, 2022


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So, as it turns out that three of the biggest members equine that both sports and motorsports can offer us have come together to do something insane. The three ponies in question are GT racer and mare magnet, Danger Dean; Open-wheel superstar, Akula and American Motorsports legend, Viral Velocity. They're calling their team EXS, which stands for Equestria Extreme Snowboarding. And they have an idea.

They plan to ride and conquer the world's 9 most Deadly Descents. But they are not going to do it alone, so they have left no stone unturned in the world and build Team EXS from some well-known faces and a couple of rookies. Together, they represent the 9 best snowboarding Equestrians in the world.

However, some recent news has found my ear that former Wonderbolt Wind Rider has caught onto EXS' idea and seems to be making an attempt to take the descents for himself. And with Wind Rider pulling all the sponsor towards his one-stallion crusade, most of Team EXS' funding has been lost. So, EXS has turned to their fans for help. Livestreaming these monumental events will give EXS the funding they need to get back into the fight and kick off a comeback. Now, it's Team EXS versus Wind Rider in a race across the globe for all the glory.

And the ex-Wonderbolt has a head start.

The stage has been set! Good luck, Team EXS!

In case you haven't guessed, this is a crossover with SSX (2012).

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There will never ever be greater Equestrian race drivers than the trio of Akula, Viral Velocity and Danger Dean. They have been through some of the greatest race divisions in the world and have come out on top every single time. F1, NASCAR, IMSA, Endurance, you name it.

But now, everything has changed. With the controversial conclusion of the 2021 Formula One season, Akula and Viral have lost all their passion for competing in the premier of motorsport. While not as prestigious as most of the other series' they have competed in, the Australian V8 Supercars Championship is a very challenging and exciting touring car series held over the entire year. Multiple races at the greatest tracks in Australia and New Zealand, culminating in the legendary Bathurst 1000. And it's the motorsport that Akula and Viral are going to clear their heads in.

But Akula and Viral have an issue. Dean will not join them as he has decided to remain in F1 and the only two cars they have are 2021 Holden ZB Commodores purchased from Triple Eight Race Engineering are running without factory support. But if anypony can bring the Holdens some more justice to the V8 Supercars, it is definitely the best ponies in motorsport.

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Never more has the zeppelin been important in the world of Equestria since the construction of the very first Safety generation of airships. Usually, the mighty train would be able to take over all forms of transport. But with the development of the safer helium gas on the rise, the airship began to dominate the skies. Mountains, rivers and oceans are no match for those golly giants of the skies.

But with modern air shipping comes modern air piracy. Not since the days of Hoofbeard have pirates so cursed the world of Equestria. Raiding the skies for loot, cargo and even the occasional kiddnapping. These scourges of the skies consistently wage an ongoing battle with the nations of Equestria and many private security companies.

But while many gangs of pirates have been as bloodthirsty as a vampire, there is one such pirate gang that breaks the common tropes surrounding their kind. For they always protect the weak, only steal from the rich and will only fight if their lives are in danger. They are... the Stacked Deck pirates.

Stick around and followed the Stacked Deck on their adventures!

This story is a crossover with the swashbuckling sky pirate flight games known as Crimson Skies and Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge

Character & Plane List

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Looks like the Speed Triumvirate have done it this time. Dean has somehow managed to piss off a massive Equestrian crime ring through unspeakable means and now, the three owe the mob hundreds of thousands of bits.

Thankfully, V has a solution. An entry into the most grueling and challenging street race in Equestria.

The Run. 2500 miles (4023.3 kilometers) from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. Over 200 drivers vying across the country for a massive $25 million bit jackpot. More than enough money to pay off the gangsters hunting them down.

But will our three heroes have it in them to take on this journey? Let's find out...

Crossover with Need For Speed: The Run

And once again, thanks to DangerDean for the logo art!

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All across the country, gangs of street racers are popping up all over, claiming they have the fastest street race cars in the country. One such group is the 405 out of Oklahoma City, headed by their leader, Big Chief. They've gotten so much attention, they have a TV show called Street Outlaws and it quickly becomes the #1 show on TV.

At their first slumber party after graduating from Canterlot High, Sunset Shimmer and her friends sit down to watch another episode of the hit show, when an idea arises: If those guys could do it, why couldn't they?

This is my first go at a story based in the Equestria Girls universe. Rated Teen for language

This story was originally written by The Wasteland Brony. He cancelled this story and I adopted it (with his permission), so I can continue his story.

Chapters (3)

Years after his defeat and humiliation at the hooves of Applejack and Fluttershy in Las Pegasus, Gladmane has returned. Claiming that he has learnt his lesson and now working for the good of the Equestrian ponies, he recently formed his own company and built a massive laser tower that he claimed would be used to protect the countries of Equestria from cruise missiles and bombers.

Little did the nations know, was that Gladmane was building the tower just to use it to destroy the nations of the world and unite the species of the land under his company. However, Gladmane thought that his plan was flawless. Little did he know was that a group of three unlikely friends was already onto him.

It is these three friends that must race against time in order to stop Gladmane and save Equestria from destruction!



This story is a crossover with the legendary Time Crisis arcade series. The main premisis of the story is inspired by Time Crisis II, but this game will feature moments inspired by the other Time Crisis games and other games series.

Akula is owned by me.
Viral Velocity is owned by RDgamer321
Danger Dean is owned by DangerDean

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This story is a sequel to Burnout Equestrian Paradise

It was considered the greatest day in Equestrian history. And the greatest day for species-equality. This was the day where Queen Chrysalis was taken off the throne, and a newer, more peaceful regime under the rule of King Thorax. Although, Chrysalis had fled the scene and escaped, the rest of the hive rebelled against her and joined the side of the new King.

Except for one.

A single changeling, one that the rest of the hive, even the Princesses themselves, feared. A changeling that was loyal to his Queen to a fault. And his name...

...was Akula. And this, is his version of the story.

Now has an audio reading, by Melody Song!

This one-shot story is a bit of a backstory for my character, Akula and takes place after the climax of To Where And Back Again - Part 2.

Also, to those who have read my Burnout Equestrian Paradise story and the chapter where Akula tells the others about his backstory, think of this story as a prequel.


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Now has official sequel! NASCAR: The Equestrian Cup

It has been years since the portals to Earth first appeared. However, both the human world and Equestria have come to an alliance.

Now, a few years after the defeat of Cozy Glow at the hands/hooves/claws of the Young Six, the FIA has decided to create a new racing scene. A series of one-on-one races between two rivals involving races with each other and the entire F1 2019 grid.

These are the Formula 1 Duels.

And recently, the nation of Equestria has included some of its best racers to participate. Join them as they face off on the tracks of the F1 2019 Duel series.

Driver list:

Twilight Sparkle (TWI) No. 21: Mecredes-AMG Petronas
Pinkie Pie (PIN) No. 220: Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Applejack (APP) No. 7: McLaren
Rainbow Dash (RBD) No. 1: Scuderia Ferrari
Rarity: (RAR) No. 19: Renault
Fluttershy (FLT) No. 109: Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Lightning Dust (LTD) No. 2: Scuderia Ferrari
Akula (AKU) No. 98: Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Celestia (CEL) No. 100: Alfa-Romeo
Luna (LUN) No. 101: Alfa-Romeo
Suri Polomare (SUR) No. 49: Renault
Cheese Sandwich (CHS) No. 174: Red Bull Toro Rosso
Chrysalis (CHR) No. 99: HAAS
Ocellus (OCE) No. 64: Red Bull Toro Rosso
Silverstream (SIL) No. 36: Racing Point
Gallus (GAL) No. 32: Racing Point
Sandbar (SAN) No. 17: Williams
Yona (YON) No. 14: Williams
Gladmane (GLA) No. 80: HAAS
Big Macintosh (BMI) No. 8: McLaren
DangerDean (DNG) No. 15: Scuderia Ferrari
Viral Velocity (VRL) No. 33: Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Oscura Galaxia (OSC) No. 13: Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Spitfire (SPI) No. 3: Scuderia Ferrari

I got the inspiration to make this story after playing a little too much F1 Mobile Racing. This story is focused on the Duel mode in the game, where you race another player in 3 different race types (Qualifying, Sprint Race and Grid Start).

For the full Formula 1 2019 season calender, click here.

Hope you enjoy!

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A brony, while driving home from his work, discovers something he shouldn't have. A Changeling Hive in the middle of the outback. And while approaching the unlikely location, he is spotted and knocked out...

...where he is brought before the hooves of Queen Chrysalis. Surprisingly, he is given a offer; join her hive in the conquest of the world, starting with Australia.

Now join Chrysalis, her loyal lover and her newest minion as they try (or, at least, attempt to) take over Queensland - with their eventual goal of world domination!

This story is inspired by, and is set in the same universe as, Chythar's Hoof and Claw Versus the World. I have his consent on this, so I'm in the clear from plagiarizing accusation. I recommend that you first read that story first.

Cover image by SleepyDemonMonster

Enjoy, and all hail Queen Chrysalis!

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3 days ago, in the middle of Ponyville, a mysterious portal appeared in the town square. Nopony knew how it got there, and a few wondered what was on the other side of the portal...

...and 1 day ago, Princess Twilight Sparkle received a letter from Princess Celestia that, according to Mayor Mare, her friends have gone missing, and both Mayor and Celestia know that they dissapeared into the portal. Twilight suspects that her friends have run into danger by exploring the strange portal, and packs up her and Spike's gear, and enters the portal...

...Upon emerging on the other side of the portal, she discovers that she is, once again, in the human world. However, she still in her pony form and not a human. Then, Rainbow Dash pulls up in a car, opens the passenger door and the journey begins...

NOTE: I just recently got Burnout Paradise for my XBOX 360, so I decided to create a fanfic about it, involving the ponies, racing and crazy, metal-twisting crashes!!!!!! I hope you enjoy it!

If you have never played Burnout Paradise, or ANY of the previous Burnout games, I highly suggest you do! It should give you a good idea on what the series is about, and what you might expect in the story.

Update: Added a new title page, that I custom made with the use of Photoshop! :pinkiehappy:

The Twilight, Derpy and Changeling vectors belong to MLP-Vector Club
Burnout Paradise picture belongs to the Burnout FANDOM Wiki

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