Professional British bloke

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Howdy, I’m Burt.

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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Commissions currently OPEN

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A Plague Rat

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

We don’t call it a comeback.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Part time writer, full time ded

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Something-something horse narrations.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?