Idk even

Someone tried to get me to create a patreon or something, but because I'm a terrible amateur writer, plus I can't really offer any rewards, I only got lightly peer-pressured into making a Ko-fi

I literally see no reason why anybody would ever click that, much less donate anything, but someone will yell at me if I don't put it here.

Blog Posts
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3 weeks
Starin' Down That Wall

(Originally it was gonna be barrel, but that was a worrying title)
Hey folks, L-Bozo here
Kept you waiting, huh?
Bah, what'm I kidding, I've been dead so long it hardly counts!
Long story short, life's a bitch, and creativity ultimately comes secondary to sorting your shit out.
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7 comments · 102 views
63 weeks
Have you ever just...

Have you ever just had like, 5 people in a day randomly invade your dms, two practical strangers and three friends, who start going on about you being genuine and nice and a good person or something?
No?
Just me?
Okay, I'm gonna go die now-
Internal screaming
... I might've needed that, but still-
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Uhhhhh... something-something, I've been writing, 5k words done so far, might come within a month I hope I dunno?
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2 comments · 317 views
71 weeks
*Comes from the depths*

Weeeeelp, seems like another story of mine hit featured the day it was posted.
Again.
Not sure if that means I have some talent of some sort, or a problem, either way I'll take it!
Hey folks, L-N here. Some rando on the internet who came out of the depths again. To bring more tidings of story!
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9 comments · 280 views
156 weeks
The Big 400

Well, I just logged in and saw I hit the 400 mark- knowing my luck, I'll drop under immediately, but it's a nice thought nonetheless.
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5 comments · 340 views
163 weeks
Catharsis - Trailing Thoughts

The last few days have been good ones.
Classes, which used to be literal hell on earth, have been made a much nicer affair due to a new facility opening up nearby to me.
And let me put it this way: Two classes a semester, 4 semesters, free snacks, great teachers, and large, friendly class-discussions.
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3 comments · 300 views

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