Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

hmmm toaster

Babies who fail to stack corn will be sent to the local witch to be turned into moisturizer.

Can I put my balls in ya jaws?

Perfection? I don't want that, because that would mean stopping, standing still, instead of improving.

Proofreader, reader and fan. Contact via DMs if you want a proof read. Won't read explicit clop but I can read stories that involve NSFW themes. Yes, I joined Fimfic on 4/20/2020. Good a day as any

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Kofi

Anime is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima

Strange, isn't it?

Mostly crossovers. WARNING: Not A Fast Writer

Luck? I don't need it, I just need everyone else's to plummet while I'm around.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Welcome to main page readers! my name is Floral Essence (aka NinjaMare), and here you will find mostly HiE fics, among other kinds of fics. hopefully you all enjoy what I have to offer.

If only I could be as grossly incandescent as the sun..

Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY

Join me.

Writing for the fun of it.

Welcome, Internet Traveller

I write weird stuff.

Hi there. So, I'm a writer & proof reader! Do you need one? DM me and maybe I can help! Maybe support me and buy me a Ko-Fi if you wanna? https://ko-fi.com/dekaskittalz

Creator of the revolutionary “THOT-B-GONE” and owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome

I really like Human in Equestria stories.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

A never-ending storm of ideas

Deadhorse.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

I'm just here to write.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Swedish injection molding technician

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.