Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

I used to be relevant!

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (Any Pronouns)

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

Presenting the best version of the weirdest idea!

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

A partially insane Knoxville Brony who likes to write. I also edit. And Vector too. Who knew? Not I. If only I could focus on just one...

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

I'm a jackoftrades, pilot, hobby engineer, writer, philosopher of the creed: The truth is absolute & unchanging, so seek the truths that change for no one & you'll find the truths worth holding on to.

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

Not a changeling.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

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Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

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Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

E-mail: dave@catspawdtp.com • Discord/Bluesky: catspawdtp • DeviantArt/Ko-fi: CatspawDTP • Telegram/FurAffinity/FurryMUCK/Tapestries: Tom_Clowder • Mastodon: @tom_clowder@meow.social

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!