Last night, Bon Bon did something stupid.

But that’s nothing new, really. She does something stupid every week, and Lyra Heartstrings knows this begrudgingly well.

Lyra never imagined she’d have to defend her besieged house from Royal Guards, though.

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Don't read this. Just don't. This story is in more crack than the entire state of California.

King Thorax has his hooves full leading the Changeling nation. More often than not, he wishes he had somepony to share it with.

Unfortunately for him, his kingdom would like nothing more and will not stop bugging him about it.

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Cover art by Watermelon Changeling. Go check them out on Derpibooru: https://derpibooru.org/profiles/Watermelon%2BChangeling.

Warning: Footnote heavy.

The entire world is horny. And Berry Punch's Pub is where you hear all the juiciest stories.

Come for the overpriced drink. Stay for the *nudge nudge wink wink.