I do be writing. You do be reading

I'm alive? I'm alive!

God, I'm so sorry.

May the floss be with you.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Done.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

Consume all the Turnips

"You think you know me..."

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

Heyo! I'm not gonna post here much. I'm just here to read neat stories and support my friends.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

I’m just some dude who loves ponies the same way a lot of people do... Wait, you like them 'how much' now?

https://deltaveesjunkyard.tumblr.com/

Person who writes horse stories~

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 23 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

http://jetwave.deviantart.com/ http://jet7wave.tumblr.com/ http://www.youtube.com/jet7wave

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

https://discord.gg/kyrvxtC

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Habitual loafer. Occasional storywriter.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Too much to write; too little time

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.