Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

I'm still here! Just not here very often.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

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I write well when I am brave enough to speak my mind. Soy milk fund

You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 23 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Proofreader and occasional writer. The sun tries vainly to stay lit for another day…

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Fan since Gen1, Queen Chrysalis Fave Villain, love to write, draw, and read. I now have a Kofi page: https://ko-fi.com/queenchrysalisforever

Hello everyone! It's story time! God bless you! | Christian, Female, Early 20's, British, Straight, Single. Birthday: Feb 13. Profile pic: pmbsakura37.

i'm like, an artist ig

Hello everypony! My name is Sarah Dino Runnerhoof! I LOVE reading stories about MLP, loves cats, dinosaurs, chocolate milk, being cute, kind, and silly! I am on a robotics team.

Literally, Reckless. Ponies give this sorrel mare purpose. Be kind. Be happy. Be a good pony. 🐎 1948 - 2024

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (Any Pronouns)

A stray goat that sometimes writes about horses

A happy little pegasister who's interested in sharing what I like!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.

I write foot stuff. It is good for the sole. All freaks welcome!

irresistible

Web Dev and MLP fan. :)

Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

Interdimensional Hive AI

A-Hole. Brony. Janitor. Robloxian. Facebooker. Trekkie. Weird Auntie. Bookworm. Potterhead.... *bleep* you, Ambitious People.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

The original Sunburst!

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.