"To be hot or not to be hot, that is the question. But the answer is that man's never hot." - Big Shaqespeare, Shaqbeth Act 4 scene 4

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

downvote B_25 also known as Beterson_25 also known as second letter of the alphabet otherwise known as Bruh_25

A bleak outlook, a charming demeanor, and gasp, the cow level.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

irresistible

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

uwu

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Half of everything is luck, James.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I like crossovers

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

The man without a plan.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I am taking time to think about my actions and may or may not return.

Mostly harmless.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

Feking hell writing is hard.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Too much to write; too little time

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Forget not that I am a derp.

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

IWAE! I am the one who writes stories about humans and colorful equine creatures doing things!

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

The greatest joys and deepest sorrows fall at the end of a good book.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Selling out has never felt so dirty.