Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

therealzelenskyy

I'm Canadian!

A man with a love of history, ponies, and stories about said ponies. No commissions please, I wrote solely for fun.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

I have no idea what I'm doing.

The artist you've never heard of.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Hello Pippsqueaks~! <3 I've joined this site so I can read some fan stories about me! And who knows, maybe I'll try my hoof at writing too! How do I look?

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

A partially insane Knoxville Brony who likes to write. I also edit. And Vector too. Who knew? Not I. If only I could focus on just one...

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Slovenian philosopher, Marxist, cultural critic, and so on. My grand crusade against ideology has brought me to the My Little Pony fandom where I will misquote you relentlessly while snorting. -snort-

Life's still pretty great

It's fanfiction all the way down.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Writing’s pretty fun.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Commission Status: FULL

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

When we were at war, Oh! We were at war, In the army corps, drowning in gore, Each man thought of his love back home Where she’s waiting by the door.

The magic comedy hoers.

Who let the dogs out?

So long and thanks for all the fics!

I take bad ideas way too seriously.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

The most suspicious thing you can bring on a plane is a parachute. So, I bring a pegasus instead, fits in carry-on.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Stories about families, friends, the past, the present, the future, the science of magic and the magic of science.