Just an adventure/mystery fanfiction-writing brony from the state of Vermont who hopes that you enjoy his work.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Soon™...

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Kiss me, my account is 10!

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

Joint account for Silver Cables and Zetriax.

Romance and Slice of Life Writer

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

God, I'm so sorry.

New to writing, but having fun.

Ponies are ok, I guess.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

"Thou shalt not cum outside of Rainbow Dash's nether regions." 1st EmoandEdgy 3:15

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Only 2012 bronies remember, summer kids need not apply

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

The worst type of person alive, a bank teller. (and also not a brony)

When life gives you Lemonade, make Lemons. Life will be all like, "what?!"

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Ameteur writer, light fan of many things, avid Let's Play viewer, Reluctant brony due solely to the rest of the fandom. For what it's worth I ship FluttershyxWaluigi.

Keep on reading and writing my fellow pony fan's and rest easy knowing that I'm hard at work writing up more fun pony fiction for you all to enjoy!

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

I thought you said weast...

"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain

Active duty Army Infantryman 3rd platoon Attack Company 1-32IN Chosin Brigade 10th Mountain Division

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Breathing on the neck of Fimfiction since 2014.

Life's still pretty great

Mostly harmless.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I always bring a sword to a gun fight...If its in close quarters

"Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." -Winston Churchill

A retired FIMFiction veteran who's been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt, kid.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

irresistible

I say, "My Diminutive Equine, Camaraderie is Enchantment" is a smashing show!

A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!