Twilight's an alicorn.

Spike is confused. And stressed. Suffice to say, he's in a pretty bad place. Not to worry. Rather then surrender to the incoming emo wave, he decides to take a quick vacation. Get his head straight and all. Oh. He forgot to tell anyone about it.

Well, he left a note, so that's good, right?

When Spike is dusting, he finds a book on the wrong shelf. He isn't expecting much. What he finds is beyond anything his imagination could conceive.
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Written based off a prompt a friend gave me.

Spike has been at this 'Number One Assistant' thing for a long time, and the monotony is starting to get to him. Frankly, he's bored. Luckily, a very powerful (hopefully non-malicious) being is also bored. He also happens to be very interested in My Little Pony. In the interest of spicing up a very long running show, he decides to give Spike the abilities of the Gamer.
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First story, plz don't flame
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Unfortunately, I've realized that this story is going nowhere. I'm working on a new one (this time I know where the plot is going, thank God.), so don't worry, two or three people who are mildly interested in this!