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Third Wheel


Apr
30th
2019

Assuming you want to read some actually good porn · 10:19pm Apr 30th, 2019

Apr
29th
2019

Guess who spent too much time procrastinating and couldn't get a second fic in for the incest contest · 8:18pm Apr 29th, 2019

NOT THIS GUY!

This guy is 2225 words deep into a Sparklecest fic that's gonna be finished and posted tomorrow.

Assuming that I didn't read the rules wrong and that that is in fact still within the deadline. I can be pretty dumb at times.

All for money I don't even plan to keep.

Though I guess that's the whole reason I'm doing this, after all.

Though I'll give a fair warning, it's some fucked up stuff.

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Apr
28th
2019

I'm an actual freaking idiot · 10:03pm Apr 28th, 2019

At least I realised my mistake less than 500 words in. Now I need to find a different subject though. A shame, really, I was liking that one.

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Apr
27th
2019

Let's do this · 2:23pm Apr 27th, 2019

1800 words left to go for the story to be eligible, plus another 3000 for the other story I plan to write. Good thing I'm in a writing mood today.

Why did they get rid of the right command when it still works? It's weird that their solution to the button not working was to remove the button.

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Apr
23rd
2019

Allow me to rant for a moment · 4:54pm Apr 23rd, 2019

I am completely in favour of having emotional scenes in porn. Hell, some of my favourite stories on the site have emotional moments in them. But it really, really annoys me when someone tries to shoehorn in a poorly constructed and thought out "emotional" scene in a fetish-fest porn-logic story. I don't have a problem with those stories, in fact I rather like them, but when you try to force in emotional weight that relies on how the real world works you're doing something wrong. It lessens my

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Apr
20th
2019

To all the people who have more experience in publishing porn on this site. · 8:53pm Apr 20th, 2019

All the like, four of you who are following me, so really mostly just you, Shakes'.

I don't give a flying fuck about the views I get on here, this is mostly just a space to placate my clop-writing instincts and I get enough popularity on my main account to keep my hunger for power at bay. But I do care about a good story getting the recognition it deserves. This is really mostly to help a friend.

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Apr
7th
2019

New plan · 7:53pm Apr 7th, 2019

Apparently there's an ongoing clopfic contest that according to the rules pays just for participating (as long as your entry follows certain rules), so you can bet your ass I'll be writing some princest before the end of the month. Free money is free money.

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Apr
7th
2019

So about that season 9 premiere · 8:59am Apr 7th, 2019

And about what comes next here.

I did, technically, maybe, depends on how you look at it, promise Mistress that I would be putting out my Celestia bondage fic next, and it is the one I've put the most words into of those I'm working on.

But that last scene with Sombra might have kind of maybe sort of possibly stroked my hardcore malesub fetish a little, so...

Sombra in a chastity cage taking Celestia's fat cock up his ass? Maybe? Soon™? Or something?

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Apr
3rd
2019

This has potential but I'm too lazy to come up with jokes for it · 3:34pm Apr 3rd, 2019

Please come up with something funny:

Or just save this somewhere to use as a reaction whenever you feel like it.

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Mar
30th
2019

A couple of words on Article 13 · 1:54pm Mar 30th, 2019

You people are freaking out over nothing.

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