19 | Female | Atheist | Bisexual | Brony | Whovian | Otaku

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

I like ponies.

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

Yes, I'm high. High on friendship. Friendship and magic.

Goatmeal (previously "warlord487") is an editor, and is open to help YOU with your stories! (See user page for details.) TwiDash is his OTP. He is me.

READING IS GOOD FOR YOU

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

I used to be relevant!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I honestly don't believe I have it in me to write fan fiction. Great idea's that I just can't put on paper. Reading on the other hand, well that's a whole-nother story.

Now is the winter of my discontent.

All my things are horse things!

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

The One and Only!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

You can't see the forest...

Writes unusual horse words. Sometimes.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.