...I'm never happy again? I know that she can easily come out now...

With how I've been feeling... I don't know what could happen...

She whispers things in my head about me being nothing but a weakling, stupid, idiotic...

I wish it would just stop...

Somepony please help...

Yeppers, everypony! I hope you weren't too scared by my other blog post, but it was too good of a chance to pass up!

Dashie helped me come up with this prank, and even had a really creepy image ready in case nopony believed it!

So don't worry, the other me didn't get out! I would never let her do such a thing like that!

Anyway, APRIL FOOLS'!!!!!

You should have known I would come. I always do. There was never any way you could stop me.

Who am I? Pinkamena, legendary serial killer of your precious little GrimDark.

And now... I have finally won. That pink horse you used to love is no more. But don't worry...

Life is still a party.

I... I heard what's going to happen... Why are they doing that to us? Are me and my friends not good enough for them? Why are they... A-abandoning us?

Anypony? W-will you still be there with us... With me?

So, I decided to write what humans call a story, and it's my journal! And it's in the mod-ar-a-shin queue right now!

Plus, you can help me decide what to do in my life, too!

Are you excited because I'm excited, and when I'm excited, everypony else gets excited and then I get even more excited!

So, go ahead and take a look!

I just wanted to say hi to all you human fans of me and my friends!

Also, HAPPY HUMAN NEW YEARS'!!!!!! Whatcha gonna do, huh, huh, huh? Are you gonna stay up late, set up fireworks, or maybe even HAVE A PARTY?!?!?!

But seriously, whatcha gonna do this New Years'? Ooh, and what's your Resolution??

Let me know! Also, I'm really super duper hyper right now!

What are you gonna do for this Hearths' Warming? I hope it's gonna be a great one for you!

But if it isn't, I'll make sure it is! So you won't be sad!

Hiya, Everypony! I'm Pinkie Pie, the best party planner in Equestria! Well, one of the best - Cheese is good, too!

I'm here to put a smile on everyponys' face, and to throw the biggest party ever! In fact, it's started right now!

Anyway, you wanted to know a bit about me? Okie Dokie Lokie, here you go!

Full Name: Pinkamena Diane Pie, but you can call me Pinkie Pie!

Gender: I'm a mare, silly!

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