My only aim, is to entertain!

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Too much to write; too little time

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...