To everybody who hated on me in primary school, fuck you! Look at me now. Fuck you Mrs Johnson, you terrible teacher. You said I'd never amount to anything. Well fuck you you fucking whore. Maybe if you were nicer, you'd still have a husband!

Last night, out of peer pressure, I got drunk. Im 13, so I wasn't doing too good. Soon I blacked out. I texted my friend and asked what Happened. He said the following.
"Dude, you said you were Waluigi."
I replied "how?"
He replied "you got your dick stuck in a vending machine"
Never again will I get drunk

I don't understand why people celebrate the 4th of July. So it's Americas birthday, so what? And fireworks too. There loud, too bright, and I can't use them were I live. I hate this holiday

So, some updates.
I recently celebrated my little brothers birthday
I finished 7th grade
Some yandere chick became my stalker
I fell in love with said stalker
I got a girlfriend
And I attempted suicide.
Pretty eventful since I went offline for "good".

It seems everyone has forgotten about me. It's a shame really. I was starting to like this place. Another failed experiment.

Hey guys, I'm back. But I'll be inactive for like, forever now. I'm just not a brony anymore. I've moved on. Well, cya

My name is Zion Lybot. I am a hunter for the new sith. I wear orange and black Mandalorian armor and carry a double bladed red lightsaber and a CD-5754, a laser gun that the old battle droids carried (basically a laser rifle). My companion is an old battle droid named 3214-D who Is colored black and orange. My lightsaber can split into two lightsabers for faster combat. If you don't mess with me, you will not be shown the power of sith force.

There's no buff wizards in Harry Potter. No gym at Hogwarts. No one does a single push-up. So that means I can snap Harry Potter' back like a glow stick

as I, Anti Flutterguy666, I say that there are new rul-

hey, Anti, f*** off
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm back

Hello, fillies and gentlecolts! I am the new runner of this page, for I am

ANTI FLUTTERGUY666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!! NETHER CAN SOLID! HE'S GONE! I RULE THIS PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHa!!