WHO AM I?!?

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?

"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain

Rockin' that fedora like Cary Grant.

Employed layabout with not enough free time to write about horses.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

I get too many ideas. Mostly Femslash. Lots and lots of femslash.

Be good, little readers. Or else...

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

Horrifically Fun

I left my witty one-liners in my other pants

You don't have to be the best. You just have to be the best you. Tip Jar!

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.