My horse is smarter than your honor student.

Something-something horse narrations.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I have done nothing productive all day. I have a Ko-Fi now!

I am a rockstar!

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

its borger time :)

Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.

Farewell.

Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul.

Royally appointed archivist of David's history

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

I don't update my stories enough.

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Tall, broad shoulders, short dark hair, or no hair, light skin, a bearded mountain man to be frank. That or a teddy bear. :3

Follower of great writers and artists; I'm here to create stories for artists and spread the word of great writers everywhere, and I'm always willing to accept and give help to everypony

I'm a guy who only likes MLP fan fiction. Tried watching the show, couldn't get through three episodes.

Fan fix writer reader and editor

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

A fellow fan and author. Newbie and looking to make friends here on this amazing site of ours

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

A clopfic author.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.