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Magos Dominus Ender


I am a tech priest. Statement: Do not commit tech heresy.

Rules

Yes: Jokes, memes, warhammer40k, Khorne, profanity(so long as it doesn't go against other rules! Unless it's jokingly said),

No: Hating on others gender/race/nationality/religion, Chaos gods(Exept maybe Khorne), Tech heresy, QUESTIONING THE AUTHOR!, Summer(season), heat week,

Personal rules
No: Stupid questions,

Yes: Follow every one that follows me,putting TASTE THE RAINBOW MUTHA FUCKER video whenever nightmare moon is defeated by the mane 6,

Previous designation's

Trixiecat

ENGISEER

More will probably be added.

Notes

Different voices This Is trixie, This Is Ender, this is Magos Dominus Ender

Blog Posts
30

  • Today
    I must apologise

    On Thursday February 21st 1800 hours 2019 I had to bury my Dog Koda, who's been there for me for over fourteen years. She died in her sleep. Fuck I hate doing this.

    4 comments · 14 views
  • Wednesday
    FINALLY

    I finally have Horizon Zero Dawn! In other words I am going to be less active.

    1 comments · 8 views
  • Tuesday
    FYI

    Statement: When I get fifty followers I will unleash my personal clop collection.

    2 comments · 11 views
  • 2 weeks
    The thank you

    For the work we did.

    1 comments · 18 views
  • 2 weeks
    What is true evil?

    Opening up a couple bags of skittles m&m's and reeses pieces and pouring them into a big bowl at a party.

    0 comments · 9 views
Feb
22nd
2019

I must apologise · 4:56am 11 hours ago

On Thursday February 21st 1800 hours 2019 I had to bury my Dog Koda, who's been there for me for over fourteen years. She died in her sleep. Fuck I hate doing this.

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Just to give advice and make y'all laugh

"Six will rise, but one will fall. Evil returns to rule them all. If his actions do not desist, then this land shall cease to exist." - Unknown


If it is hope you need to arise, simple look about the earth and to the skies! - Unknown


Lo, do I see mine Father.

Lo, do I see mine mother, mine sisters and mine brothers.

Lo, do I see the line of mine kin traced back to the beginning.

Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take mine place among them,

In the embrace of the night, where the brave and loyal may live forever.

Call of the fallen,1A.N.


“That pun was bad and you should feel bad for saying it.” -Rlhu 'Oegodee.


"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong..."
-Murphy's Law


"Sometimes you just gotta say: What The F***"
-Joel Goodson



“If you're reading this...
Congratulations, you're alive.
If that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is.”
-Chad Sugg, "Monsters Under Your Head."


"Will we end up the same way? Will a war with this new world turn out the same way? Will a war be the end of us?"
-Rlhu 'Oegodee.


"There's more than one face that does the thinking - two to the skull, one gets up, one rests behind. Odds are always against you... but they've always just been numbers. You've been playing the hand you've been dealt, but you've never let it rest; you shuffle and stack, double down and never stay. You're the Man of Two Faces, within, without, but never between or betwixt. Followed by fate and marked by the clover, the lonely road is your doom, as true rest shall never reach you while you walk away from it, forever alone." -Discordiae


"True strength lies in the ability to see past immediate hardship, to peer into the darkness ahead and believe that things will get better." - unknown


"Who doesn't want to ride a tank, and scream, "FEAR ME, FOR I AM YOUR LORD AND MASTER; FOR I AM, THE TANK-RIDER!"" -Unknown


I am become death, destroyer of worlds.-Unknown


My body and mind are now your prison, and I am the warden.
-Unknown


'Ah what a nice planet classified is, with the moon named fuck off, orbiting the star none of your business.' -Fallon


“The winds of eons flow ever due north, never misdirected from its path.” - unknown


Everyday we step further away from sanity.

We’re both voices trapped within a body, was sanity ever a part of the equation.

We’re not ‘voices’ we are beings! Although... yeah, sanity was thrown out the window a long time ago. -unknown

XXXXXX?

Some failed to get all eight... mutilation occurred.

Right... “So, from what XXXXXX told me it is because of... mutilation.”


"What is evil?"

"Well, that's a complicated question,after all, what does it mean to be 'evil'? The definition changes depending on who you ask." Tellis worshipper of Khorne the blood God.


"Yes, my sister filled me in on those matters. I can only apologise and promise to find the true culprit, or culprits. Whilst crime is almost non-existent in Equestria, there are still some who believe the law doesn't apply to them."
"There's people like that in my world, we call them politicians." Celestia and unknown


“When the universe is filled with enough bullets that everything dies, planets explode, and all that's left are bullets, then yes, then there will be enough.”


GRRRRRHKFJHARFKEHFVIUFHMSKXJNHSKJ. CAN'T TALK! DESTINY BETA! MUCH FUN!. HERMIT MODE ENGAGED! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?! WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? OKAY, I'M DONE. OUTTIE 5000.-Isaac 3924 -


“The size of mountains and your dreadful soap bath will be the first crushed under my mighty feet, you tormentors!”-Tiny dragon


The fan is spooling up and the cannon of brown goo is loaded. Only someone may have replaced the fan with a jet turbine. [Cackles maniacally] Get ready for one hell of a ride.-Teslaponie


“You see, my species started off as simple little monkeys living in the jungle. But eventually we evolved and became the dominant species on our planet. There are many theories about how and why that happened. Some believe it's because we were the smartest of all the creatures. Others because we were the meanest ones. But no, that's not it either. We came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest. But because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle. And you! Don't! FUCK WITH US!"- A Human making a statement on mankind


Sometime after WW2, When the eager young NATO Americans pestered this one old German soldier in the Officers' Club about who had the best infantry the guy had ever fought against, the German said, definitively: "The British. Best-trained, best-led." The next best? "The Russians. Badly trained, poorly led, but utterly fanatical."
The American officers were disappointed. "But what about the Americans?"
"Oh, I never fought against the American infantry."
"What? You said you were [here] and [there] and [over there], and those were all battles fought by American troops."
"Well, I never fought your INFANTRY."
"Huh?"
In most battles, the attacking side starts with artillery, then the defending side responds with artillery. After some exchanges, the infantry goes in against the other side's infantry, and the issue is decided. But with the Americans, the artillery goes in. Then more artillery comes in. Then more. And more. And more. And you either withdraw, or you die. So I never fought the American infantry." -Unknown


"I will fucking drive her ass up the wall with how well I can fuck around with her skull like a demon was skull fucking her eyes out instead her tight virgin cunt."- Unknown


Ashes to Ashes; Dust to Dust.
This is my time alone.
In this time I wish I wasn’t.
Battles wage in my time alone.

Ashes to Ashes; Dust to Dust.
The guns blaring act as a horn.
The blood staining the snow.
I wish that God would show.

Ashes to Ashes; Dust to Dust.
The planes roar and men die.
The fires of hell we can not fight.
The world is now burning.

Ashes to Ashes; Dust to Dust.
The pain is here and will not go away.
I wish that my friends were here.
So, when the bombs fall I would not die alone.
Ashes… to Ashes: Dust… to Dust.- Unknown


The sad part about being a lone wolf is, you don't die around your friends you die around your enemies.-Unknown


"Until now we were saying that Greeks fight like heroes. From now on we will say that heroes fight like Greeks." -Winston Churchill


“Yeah, well you haven’t got any fingers. And I can justify magic with magic, because it’s magic!”

“You’re crazy.”
- A conversation between a pony and a human.


‘They must be insane’, Talonshield thought. His suspicions were partially confirmed when the lead Magofinn brute shouted, “The name’s Karl Edvard Magofinn, and you’re on my lawn!


Behold you now, the realms of man,
from Invar IX to Talostan,
be you humble caravan,
or fierce ship of the line;

if you would know our race’s core,
and whether to prepare for war,
remember this, and nothing more;
that we respond in kind.

Extend your hand in due concord,
admit our diplomats aboard,
offer the branch, and not the sword,
and we respond in kind.

We greet your fleets with open arms,
no single soul will meet you armed,
rest assured, we mean no harm,
for we respond in kind.

Send to us your brilliant sparks,
learned in the maths and arts,
teach us songs and stars and charts,
and we respond in kind.

And with our knowledge thus combined
hearts and thoughts and souls entwined,
what leaps we’ll make, what grand designs!
for we respond in kind.

Give to us in times of need,
regardless of our faith or creed,
heed our cries and hear our pleas,
and we respond in kind.

In turn, if you call for reprieve,
all we can give, you will receive,
when fate befalls, we too shall grieve,
for we respond in kind.

But should you carelessly aggress
seek to plunder and oppress,
expecting nothing in redress,
declare your cause divine,

bring fusillade and ship broadside,
bring murder, slaughter, genocide,
mistake our race for one untried,
and we respond in kind.

And when your gates are stoven in,
your armies dust upon the wind,
your death shall educate your kin
that we respond in kind.

-War-song of Sol, engraved in meter-high letters on the bridge of the Terran flagship Mattis.

"In life, war. In death, peace."

"In life, shame. In death, atonement."

Litany of Sacrifice.

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