Maybe one day i can have all the glory in the world, but right now i'm just content with what i have and thankful for what has been available to my being.
If only I could be as grossly incandescent as the sun..
AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY
I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/
Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.
A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...
Selling out has never felt so dirty.
I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.
I am a one-shot writer who loves Slice of Life tales and hearing from readers who enjoy my stories. Click on my blogs for an MLP poem.
"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.
Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.
Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."
Editor for Hire, dm me for details. Things I've worked on - Thief's Tale: Road to Redemption, Thief's Tale: Path To Penance, Redux: Harbinger's Oath, Quoth The Wendigo, My Brother's Keeper, and more.
I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Blind Commentator, Actor, Voice Actor, Analyst/Reviewer, and Writer
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.
"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."
A loud, obnoxious, man-child who enjoys a TV show about pastel colored horses and invasions them in life or death situations.