Mostly harmless.

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Caw caw?

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

And then there's this asshole.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Not a changeling.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

okay now kiss!

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

In search of the perfect riff

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Pony should pony pony.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

I'm a historian by training, a teacher by trade.

time is a crime

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Hello! I'm an aspiring fanfic writer from southeast England. Hopefully, some of the stuff I post will not be a boatload of dross...

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I like ponies.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Makes ponies cry

tacos is the new muffins!

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome