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Hoers Incognito

Not cool enough for 4chan but too cool for pastebin

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This story is a sequel to Boncord: The Director's Cut

After spending the night in the Chaos Dimension, Bon Bon finds herself unable to return home- as Cozy Glow executes her diabolical plan to drain all of the magic from Equestria which prevents Discord from being able to cross back over the dimensional barrier. Unwilling to sit around and leave their friends in jeopardy the duo set out on a quest to a parallel world to get to the bottom of the case of the disappearing magic but soon find themselves trapped and in the middle of the other world's affairs. Only by rediscovering themselves can they hope to save the day and get back home.

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With every pony seeming to work two jobs, planning an entire camping trip deep in the woods isn't always an option for the Cutie Mark Crusaders and their big sisters. That's where the Sisterhooves Campfire Spooky Story Club comes in; meeting around a bonfire to exchange tails of horror and intrigue.

Join the girls for an ongoing series of tales of family-friendly horror and suspense that is inspired, from beyond the fourth wall, by the 90s children's horror classics such as Are You Afraid of the Dark? and Goosebumps.

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Looking out her window as another winter holiday arrives Applejack can't help but remember the events of the last year and her fleeting romance with Sunset Shimmer.

Regretful of not having become a part of this community sooner this story is my inspired by/'way too late' entry for last year's Sunset Shipping Contest: Changing Seasons.

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In 1981YS evil sorcerers and their gangs of petty criminals operate above the law in the untamed outer reaches of Equestria; that is unless they cross paths with the crime fighting duo of Sunset Shimmer- Princess Celestia's former student and a unicorn of great passion and power; and Stygian "Stygg" Laser-run- once the humble unicorn that brought the six pillars of Equestria together, now a semi-autonomous crime-fighting caravan with a heart of pure light. Together they are "Shimmer Run".

A powerful sorcerer threatens to unleash dark machinations upon the world in the remote seaside city of Neighami. Can the duo overcome their unfulfilled longing for physical consummation and Trixie's jealousy in order to save Equestria once again?
(This is an entry for the Sunset Shipping Contest: Journeys)

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Gallus enters a charity prize raffle to support a cause dear to his heart (and wins!). The prize is a chance to spend the day with one of Ponyville's esteemed celebrity mares, The Great and Powerful Trixie! Will the abrasive duo carve out a common path or wear on each other's nerves?

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In the Equestrian justice system friendship based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Ponyville the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the "Student Victims Unit".
These are their stories.

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When Discord accepts Princess Celestia's request for aid in the recapture of Tirek he is dismayed to find that the Super Secret Anti-Monster Agency has assigned him an unassuming earth pony as a consultant. The pressures of working together, however, play tricks on the heart leading to an affair that challenges the morality and conscience of the newly reformed draconequus.

One part Slice of Life, one part true to life and one part larger than life; what started out as a tongue-in-cheek thought experiment in unlikely character interactions on 4chan's /mlp/ board left me confronted with an unexpected chorus of encouragement and quickly spiraled into a series of three short stories now adapted into one for your viewing pleasure.

New in the director's cut:
-Try-hard cover art.
-The opening has been re-worked.
-Some dialogue improvements.
-The entire story has been re-edited to be easier on the eyes and provide 25% more gooder grammar.
-The GammaWyvern is now 30 hoofs tall as was originally intended (but special effects technology, at the time of the original writing, only allowed for a 25 hoof tall GammaWyvern)
-To avoid portraying her as a cold blooded killer Bon no longer shoots first.
-Discover The lost chapter. - a short scene that was written in the refrain between Acts 2 and 3 when the story was originally posted on 4chan but removed for the FIMfiction debut due to having nothing to do with the story- it has now been developed into a relevant chapter (but remains in it's original form up until the tie-in).

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