I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I wrote my first fanfic in 1993 and have been writing every since.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Just a normal guy who got hooked on the new My Little Pony show.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS