I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.
I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
Making fics that suit my interest and preferences.
Bicken' back and bein' bool 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I'm Jack: writer/editor/stoner.
Hmm what to put here... hmm... Lets see... ah yeah... my top two ponies are RD and Twi Alicorn stories interest me... and ugh I don't know what else to say right now. OH uh Luna!
I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon
My name is Cain, a person who loves writing and rping. Am also a writer on Furaffinity http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainbowsparkle91/, come check me out!
I usually have something witty to say but for the love of Bat Ponies, this is ridiculous. So have a quote. “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” — The Doctor.
thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies
I do a bit of writing when I can, which is not often. I'm also willing to proofread and edit, so don't be afraid to contact me!
Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.