I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

(Insert witty comment here)

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I'll think of something to say here someday.

Everyone is the hero of their own story.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.