I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Too much to write; too little time

God, I'm so sorry.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?