As a kid, I used to be veeeeery picky. Always ate what most kids practically LIVED off of, like pizza, noodles, shrimp, anything sweet, and especially chicken.

One day, my mom somehow convinced me to eat some flat chicken and, to my surprise, it was pretty good.

Years later, I made a shocking discovery and had to enlighten my mother on it. In her words, I said:

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Here are my personal rules for surviving Zombieland FiMFiction:

1.) Be patient.
Don't be desperate, forcing your story into everyone's faces cause more harm than good. You'll find your audience, even the most terrible stories get at least more than 1 like.

2.) Save your breath.

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Snark isn't wit.

Cynicism isn't wisdom.

And arrogance will open a lot of doors but get you nowhere in the room with anyone who actually knows what they're talking about.

Just something I ran into a second ago.🙃

I'm going there!

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What have I become?!

Other than a simple nerd wanting to entertain and make others happy. Hope some of you enjoy. 😇

Thor Ragnarok: 8/10
Watched about 60% of this on Netflix, didn't watch it from the beginning. It's fun.

Cujo (1983): 7/10
Gawd, that dog was so filthy that I wanted to shower after that!

Kong Skull Island: 8/10
There. I watched your Kong movie. It was awesome enough. I'll get to Godzilla when I feel like it.

amazing
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A person who's reading this.

If you love movie theater popcorn, then this is what you should look out for in stores!

It tastes and smells exactly like popcorn in theaters!

THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!! IT'S NOT MEH!!! IT'S NOT MEHHHHHHH!!! 💖

I'm so happy!!!