The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Just another Joe Shmuck on the internet who writes stuff. Some people think my stuff is great; I don't know what's wrong with them.

Nonsense: forever, evermore, ad infinitum. Until Tartarus freezes over.