*whispers* how do i use this website now what do i do somebody help me oh lord

editing because i have nothing better to do:

guess i'm taking my yearly fimfiction check c: 'ello guys how're u duin dis fine day
not really anything else to say tbh, just poking around on WoW and SSB 3DS (you should totes friendcode me if you have a 3ds too )
that's really it, maybe i'll stay online for like 3 minutes or something

'Nyan_Cat! What does the scouter say about the number of feed posts?!'

'... IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!'
~Breaks laptop~

Srsly guise.
What do you even talk about.

Anywho like half a year after the whole family drama stuff it stopped and I forgot all about my lovely followers and people I'm stalking and PONIES omfg I forgot the ponies what the heck was I doing man I NEED MUH PONAIYS

So like

What have you guys been doing

Besides posting pornies and ponies and stuff

Like

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So while I was away for like another month or two, I gained 3 followers.
Complete with a Princess Celestia rape face on my page. (Which is a pretty awesome way to tell somebody that you're following them, not kidding)
And so, for you three, and some of my old followers whom I haven't heard from in a long time, hi! And I probably won't be posting for another forever, because spontaneous nyan is spontaneous.

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ARE YOU REALLY EXPECTING ME TO READ ALL THESE

HOW LONG WAS I AWAY FOR, LIKE A MONTH OR TWO?

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

*cries*

I have heard the rumor of last year fimfic having a banner that said 'We sometimes have fanfics' due to the 502 bad gateway errors.
And it's happening again.

I'm going to cross my fingers and hope they bring it back, because I kinda want to see that.

SOOOO.

As you have probably noticed, I haven't been spamming you with blogs.

'Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!' you might ask, crying and slamming your face into the keyboard, then falling asleep and not waking up for five hours.

I know. I'm sorry.

But there is a reason!

Right now I'm going through some... mild family 'drama'. This is a stupid excuse, you might say. I agree. It is. But it's genuine.

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Cadance looks like she's about to eat Twilight, and Twilight looks like she's having the biggest thrill of her life.

So the spam war is now at a different time, to be announced.

Bleh.

No, really.

Just published a story.

'An Extremely Boring Story'.

Hopefully its not.

Blargh.

Keep yo ayes open, my dawgs.

I was working on this one new story that I've had around for a long time Fluttershy Plays A First Person Shooter, get it ALMOST ready to publish, save it, and then guess what? Computer decides to update some stuff. And when I come back? None of my work is there.

I SPENT ALL MORNING AND HALF OF LAST NIGHT ON THAT.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO