"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

So, what to say here?

Push Paul out first. He's the prettiest.

I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head