Me: "Boy oh boy, I sure would love to read some horse related fan fiction."

Me: "Hmmm... What to read? I suppose I could see what all is new or trending."

Me: *Checks currently popular, recently updated and recently uploaded.*

FimFiction: "Here, have another thirty Anon-A-Miss stories and a dozen or so smuts about bean penises. Or as we call them... beanises."

Me: "Oki doki loki :')"