Just trying to be better.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

I write about horses and other creatures kissing. The gayest of kissing

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

When I'm not drawing ponies and dragons, I'm probably reading about ponies and dragons.