Listen to the crashing of the waves, the flow of a stream, the roar of a waterfall, or the patter of the rain.
We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!
I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.
Everything is as it appears. Do not question the backstory behind the curtain.
"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.