Absurdity meets the modern brony.

This is mainly just a interest test, I'm curios as to how bronies would react to absurdest pieces.

What's it like to be a unicorn? What is it like to control the world around you with a single thought? Or an earth pony. How do you manage life without any help from wings or magic? Or gods forbid an Alicorn? Stuck being one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria... But don't abuse your power, or Celesta might banish you to the moon!

On the warm grass lay a pegasus pony on his side his eyelids lightly closed as a gentle breeze blew over him. His dull golden pelt in the hot sun. His soft yellow and white striped mane and tail lay scattered in different directions on the grass. His long legs splayed out under him. His delicate wings tucked tightly against his side. His name is Bolt.

The real question is; what is it like to be a pegasus, who doesn't enjoy flight?

Yes, DirigibleQuixote has given me permission to create an off shoot using his time line from his own fic. Its an amazing read and I recommend you read A Dash of Inspiration.