The blender.
A tool that has very little use, yet is memorable for some reason.

Princess Luna.
A princess that has very little use, yet is memorable for some reason.

Luna does X stories.
A story type that is very stupid, but is done by everyone for some reason.

Can this all-powerful* alicorn princess use a simple* tool used by common* ponies, in a really not-cliche* story made by a really awesome** author?

(Cover art by me <3)

[*stupid]
[**extremely ignorant]

The main 6 are taking shelter in a bomb shelter with no light from an explosion apocalypse.

Quite ironical.

(Note: There is lots and lots of all-caps cussing. Don't blame me if your mommy doesn't like mean words and you get banned from playing Cawwadoody.)

Dies and goes to Equestria.

Still has bad luck.

What happens inside the mind of Pinkie Pie? Why, it's a solitary confinement, with order and neatness.

Well, that was before the first sonic rainboom...

After that, well, everything just went downhill.

[One-shot][Half-trollfic]

I was in Equestria, and then I broke a Pinkie Promise.

I had to run for my dear life, since I was going to freaking die.

(A parody of Evil Twilight stories)(One-shot)

Pinkie gets caught in one of Nightmare Moon's traps, and Nightmare Moon makes her be her loyal servant...

Well, not really. She's not exactly loyal nor is she a servant. Why? Because she's Pinkie.

Oh yeah, and Equestria is doomed.

(Featuring a poorly made cover image!)

Please read the full story before thumbing down; there's something serious at the end, just so you know.

I make a crossover with this: http://en.flipnote.hatena.com/53B905C031C9F012@DSi/movie/C9F012_0B8E0A4EE4AD4_007

It's extremely stupid; that's the point. My body is ready for the bombardment of dislikes.
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What started out as a little joke has turned into a full-blown series.
No, I am not continuing it. And yes, THIS IS A JOKE.

I get sent to Equestria. Yay, very original. Well, I'm not exactly a pony. Am I at least something else that's cool? No. Am I at least something that's worthy of a story being made? No. Am I at least something alive? No. I'm a GOD DAMN ROCK.

Not only is this a parody of every HiE fic, it also explains my crazy theory of the same recurring rock. I also have a kind of grimdark ending that my screw-up mind came up with.

Twilight finds a dusty book of Equestria's worst jokes. She learns many horrible jokes, including "I don't give a buck" jokes. She then ruins her life by using them.

Was originally going to be a one-shot, but it no longer is! Previously called "Twilight learns 'I don't give a buck' jokes", but since chapter 1 is no longer the only one, the name has been changed due to it no longer being one-shot.

It's over. There'll be no sequel. Got it?