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Darth Starkiller


I am the ultimate evil... I am the master of the dark side of the force...

Apr
1st
2018

The People Have Spoken · 6:52pm Apr 1st, 2018

Kneel Before The Dark Lord is back in business! I don't give a damn what these haters say, I take pride in my work!

Mar
29th
2018

Curiosity Corrupted The Twilight · 10:40pm Mar 29th, 2018

Hey, guys. So, after giving a suggestion made by someone from a thread I made in the crossovers group a bit of thought, I think I’ve devised a halfway decent scheme to corrupt Twilight, and turn her into Starkiller’s Sith apprentice. See, throughout the story thus far, Twilight has been Hellbent on finding out everything she can about Starkiller and his people. So, what better way for Starkiller to use this to his advantage than giving Twilight not one, but SEVERAL Sith Holocrons to play around

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Mar
29th
2018

"Very good... my apprentice." · 2:08pm Mar 29th, 2018

Greetings all. Well, I'm sure at least some of you know about my plans to have Twilight Sparkle become Lord Starkiller's love interest and/or apprentice. Question is, how do I do it? Well, I think I've devised one possible solution:

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Mar
28th
2018

Every War Advances The Cause of Science · 8:28pm Mar 28th, 2018

Greetings, all. So, I’ve been giving some thought into how the Hell Equestria is going to fend off an invasion by the Empire. I mean, sure, Lord Starkiller joins their side and trains a few ponies in the ways of the Force, but still, the Emperor’s army is infinite, and Equestria’s military might is nowhere near that of Star Wars. So, that got me thinking. What if I took a page out of Halo’s book? Meaning that what if the ponies took the technology from defeated Imperials and their war ships,

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Mar
27th
2018

Everything Is Proceeding As I Have Foreseen... · 1:30pm Mar 27th, 2018

Well, it looks like my second chapter of my debut project is going over quite well with with the readers. Especially my big surprise at the end. Yes, indeed boys and girls, Ezra Bridger, the main character of Star Wars Rebels, is in fact a Sith Warrior and the Grand Inquisitor of this particular incarnation of the Star Wars timeline. Now, as far as Chapter Three goes, I'm still putting together the details, but I'm thinking about calling it "For Want Of Ship Repairs." That's all for now.

Mar
25th
2018

So, this is my first blog, I guess. · 2:08pm Mar 25th, 2018

And in this first blog, I'd like to talk about my evil plans for Kneel Before The Dark Lord, going forward, that is. In Chapter Two, entitled "Welcome to EquestriAHHHHHHHH!!!" Lord Starkiller uses a Mind Trick on Pinkie and Rainbow, causes a town-wide panic by merely saying the word "Boo," and explains the Force. In case you haven't figured it out, the Force is, in actuality, Equestrian Magic. As far as Chapter Three goes, I'm not entirely sure if I want to do the pilot of Season Four or do

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