I used to be relevant!

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

just another golden hour cryptid getting through life one crunchy-witch-hippie story at a time

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Verily, vanity.

When I look into the future, I see failure.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

This is where my filth goes

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.

Caw caw?

RariTwi enjoyer / Printed fics collector

Hatch opens, stark light

Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

I'm here to read great stories. If you're reading this, you must have made a wrong turn.

All my things are horse things!

Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

O this dark world in which one day I’ll die.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!