♫I'm a naughty fellow, and I'm most certainly not, too very mellow♫

i'm a fan of derpy hooves and see her as my weifu and think she needs a spinoff

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

Just a guy who's writing spyro fanfics on fanfition.net

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

That's some catch, that Catch-22

"The clever are not so much looking for loneliness as they avoid the fuss created by fools." - Arthur Schopenhauer

Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

Drowning my sorrows in technicolor ponies

A girl in heart and soul~

It’s like Christmas morning

Account that I haven't used for years. Not proud of it really lmao.