"Cute, adorable, naive, and easily mislead by human nature" Sound like all good reasons to visit Equestria!
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb
"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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Veteran, nerd, lover of Sci-Fi, and generaly angry black min. X box gamer tag: A Shiny Latias.
Just a Canadian with a love of fantasy/sci-fi and a bit too much time on his hands. For Sanguinius and the Emperor!
I'm a typical brony, which is nothing out of the ordinary. I like to write MLP fanfics as well as chatting and discussing new fanfic ideas with other authors.
Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES
I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet
Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!
The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.
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Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.
"Everything in the world is either coffee or not coffee."
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.
I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-
"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."
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Run, John, run, the law commands, but gives me neither feet nor hands; better news the Gospel brings, it bids me fly and gives me wings.