My shitty ice lolly looked bigger than my friends' Cornettos, so they sacked me and knocked the shit out of me, then nicked my treat. Then they all slapped each other's backs and said, 'Well done, people!' My bollocks no longer function and it hurts to take a piss, while they're busy gorging themselves on my shitty lolly.

Justice, everyone.

Starlight Glimmer can go fuck herself, the dumb bitch. What a perfect villain, I thought, when I saw that stupid cunt on screen for the first time. Fucking laugh that turned out to be! Piece of shit was an unsalvageable megalomaniac, but no! I'm supposed to believe she's a fucking angel all of a sudden! Sod off!

Yeah, bye.