I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'
I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).
I like writing, playing video games, sword fighting and ancient mythology. Oh, and let's not forget, I like MLP too ~_^
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I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
Favorite Quote: Writing is easy. You just open a vein and bleed. -- Red Smith & Paul Gallico
You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!
Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving
I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!
Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~
Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.
A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.
Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama