Howdy, I’m Burt.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

"Caffeine and sleep deprivation do a good story make."

"I'll try sir."

Are you a Rebel?

Not Today, Try Tomorrow

AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

404 brain not found. Replace with pony

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Military pegasus that enjoys ponies and human x royalty. You have been warned!