Long ago, there was a happily married oligarchical couple whose names were Cadance and Shining Armor...

Cadance saw over Her subjects with great adoration, and Shining led the guard to defend them...

One day, Nightmare Moon, Queen of the Underworld, arrived and stole Shining to be her new King...

Our exalted and righteous Goddess of Love shall grieve. But She will have Her revenge.

FOR THE RECORD: Yes, Ceres is not the goddess of love in Greco-Roman mythology. Yes, Prosperpina was a 'young maiden' and also the daughter of Ceres. Yes, Pluto is the god and king of the underworld. I pondered the characters and realized this would not exactly work how I would have liked it to, and changed them. I did say it was a new version.