A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

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silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

"You think you know me..."

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

I do be writing. You do be reading

I'm here to have a cup of tea while reading about ponies. Sometimes, I may even write something.

You are going to LOVE ME!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

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My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Simple TG&P Trixie and Ponk lover who likes all things that makes my brain go :). "Men cry not for themselves, but for their comrades" - Loveless

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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