We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Ponyville Botanist by day. Wholesome vore writer by night.

I'm a pegasister who just can't get enough pony magic in her life!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

A real lady killer.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Voice actor and writer.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Well, it took me five and a half seasons and I'm finally dipping my toes into some brony waters! Wish me luck! *jumps through the portal, laptop tightly clutched*