I'm a Russian boy.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

i'm a hungry reader loving comedy and romance with an Happy end

completely average

Forget not that I am a derp.

Silence amongst the sinful.

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head